Girlfriend 5.0 to W i fe 1.0 :)

Posted on: July 4, 2010

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the ‘uninstall’ doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

“A Troubled User”


Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support …

P.S: It was taken from http://www.bytes.com… I’m afraid the thread is deleted now…:(
Anyway, I love this joke :))

I’ve got comments from some friends of mine, and there are very entertaining, please read below:

Cheru said:
Fortunately, i havent upgrading my Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, even I did install formers of GF 5.0 onto my Virtual Machines (AffairVMWare 7.1.0). So, right now, i have 3 versions of Girlfriend (4.8 4.9, and 5.0) are running together. And thx God, there is no crash at all 🙂

And I said:
Dear User,
Using three version of software GF (at a time) can damage your system, even if you’re using virtual machine. Surely I can say that your GF4.8 would make a big trouble. It haven’t reacted yet, but soon, you’ll lose three of your GF software.
Please uninstall two of your GFs. It would reduces lots of risk for your Operating System. When you’ve already do this, you’ll need Lie7.1 no more. It would increase the perform of Faithful3.01 automatically…. See More
Best regards,
Tech Support

Cheru said:
FreeGuyTech.inc has developed a great software to eliminate disturbing Wife1.0 that is DIVForce1.0 but they also stated the result may be different for every user
I said:

Dear Cheru,

DIVForce1.0 is operates only in special terms and conditions. Please be noticed that DIVForce1.0 is very expensive and brings the bad impacts to the system. Child2.5 is going to be deleted from your Operating System. Then, you’re gonna infected by Stress8/9, a damn virus that crash to all of your programs.

Best regards,
Tech Support

Yoyo said:
feels like joining a soap opera with 3 insane players on it 😛

Cheru said:
Dear Support,
i have not install the Girl Friend 5.0 recently and of course never run any upgrading program to Wife 1.0 but why my Operating System was infected with Stress8/9 and Stress8/9.bak?
where i can find the anti virus for that?
F.Y.I i have a game i.e TTM Online which is i’ve created a lot of ID and Character, so i need virtual desktop in running the game.

I said:
Dear User,

Seem you need install the latest version of GF, that is GF 5.2. You can download this freeware on Com_mitment.com. ALthough this is a freeware, you need to support this software with Movie21 and DinneR 8.0.

Responding to your letter, Stress8/9 is a virus infecting Operating System, either Single 101 Operating System, or Wife 1.0. The only way to avoid the virus is installing Enjoying 5.5 Anti Virus. This anti virus is a powerful tool to reject many trojan, or even Lonely.swt, a virus that infects your PC-life.

TTM Online is not a solution…

Please remember, TTM is a beta version of GF software. We have received many complains about this TTM Online. For your good, you should uninstall TTM Online and install GF 5.1 or GF 5.0

Warmest Regards,



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